Good morning!!

It's the weekend again and hopefully you have a little time to chill out around the house and whip up some breakfast! During the week a lot of us don't have that extra couple hours for an uber delicious, nutritious meal first thing in the morning. One awesome way to hastily and tastily remedy the breakfast blues is with a nice trusty packet of instant oatmeal-- my personal favorites were always maple brown sugar and cinnamon spice! This morning, why don't ya grab a couple of your favorite flavors to bake up a fabulous batch of this week's

Breakfast Classh Course Number 2:

 Instant Oatmeal Muffins

with homemade streusel

Ingredients:

Makes 12 muffins
(enough to take some to work over the week!)

1 3/4 cups flour

1/3 cup sugar

2 tsp baking powder

1/4 tsp salt

2 packets of instant oatmeal

1 egg, beaten

1 cup milk

1/4 cup veggie oil

For the streusel:

3 tbsp flour

3 1/2 tbsp brown sugar

1/4 tsp cinnamon

2 tbsp butter

1/4 cup crushed nuts- mine are honey roasted macadamia nuts, fresh from Hawaii!

-Preheat oven to 400 degrees F

-Grease 12 muffin cups

-Mix dry streusel ingredients together

-Cut butter in with a fork

-Mix in crushed nuts

-Set mixture aside
-Combine dry muffin ingredients in a medium mixing bowl

-Create a "well" in the center of your powdered ingredients

-Pour liquid ingredients into the well and mix all together thoroughly

-Fill muffin cups 2/3 full and sprinkle streusel evenly on top

-Bake 15 minutes, or until a toothpick can be inserted in the middle of the muffin and extracted clean

-Serve warm with butter and honey!

These muffins are super tasty and the familiar flavor of the instant oatmeal is warmly comforting- a perfect way to start your day!

Originating in the late 1800's, Eggs Benedict was invented as a either a hangover cure, or a cure for a boring breakfast menu, depending on who you ask. If you ask me, however- I'd say the dish adequately fulfills both purposes! A classic eggs benedict consists of a slice of ham and a poached egg stacked neatly on top of an english muffin and then doused with hollandaise sauce. While there are multiple variations of this recipe, one factor remains the same- they're all delicious! When eating my first meal of the day out at a restaurant, I always look for a Benny!
Unfortunately there are times when you may find yourself seated at a restaurant who's menu has yet to employ the de-borifying powers of a yummy benny. When faced with such a dilemma it is inevitable that the lunch menu will start to look that much more enticing. It is in this section, laden with Cesar  salads, fish n' chips and cheese burgers that you will hopefully find another classic hailing from the late 19th century... The Club Sandwich! A delectably stacked sandwich, the club incorporates turkey, tomato, bacon and lettuce between three slices of toasted bread and held together with the ubiquitous frilly toothpick. Once again, variations abound and being a California girl that usually means the addition of avocado, sprouts and some honey mustard!
This week I decided to take the best elements of both of these menu favorites and slam 'em together for a breakfast dish home run that would make Denny's blush:

January Classh Course Number One

Club Benny

with homefries

Ingredients:

Serves 2

2 Sourdough English muffins

8 Slices oven roasted turkey lunch meat

1 Tomato, sliced

4 Eggs

1 Packet hollandaise sauce*

4 Strips of bacon

1/2 a Hass size avocado

1 cup Clover sprouts

1/4 cup White vinegar

Sweet Hot mustard

Mayonnaise

Paprika

White pepper

Salt

For Home Fries:
2 Russet potatoes, peeled, cubed and rinsed in cold water

Seasoned salt

4 Pickle chips

1 Frilly toothpick

-Cook bacon in a skillet until crispy. Cut into medium/large size crumbles and set aside. 

-Throw potato cubes into bacon skillet. There should be about 2 tablespoons of bacon grease in the pan already-- if not, add a little veggie oil. Mix cubes until well coated, sprinkle generously with seasoned salt, cook covered (stirring once or twice), over medium heat for 10 minutes. Remove lid, sprinkle more seasoned salt and cook (stirring frequently) another 10 minutes. Put in a warm oven until ready to serve.

-While potatoes are cooking, slice avo and tomatoes to prepare a veggie plate for quick benny assembly.

Thanks for the plate, Nat!

To poach eggs:

-Crack each egg into it's own shallow bowl, cup or ramekin. Keep close to the stove for quick use.

-In medium-large nonstick pot bring three inches of water and 1/4 cup white vinegar to boil, then turn heat very low so water is slightly simmering.

-Quickly and gently slip each egg into the water, taking care not to let the whites mix with eachother. 
DO NOT BREAK YOLK

-Using a spoon, gently ease each egg's whites closer to the yolk. 

-Keep an eye on the eggs, taking care not to molest them too much, but making sure they stay together.

-Cook for 3-5 minutes depending on desired yolk hardness (I do mine for 4 minutes)

-Remove each egg with a slotted spoon and place on a plate with paper towels. Dab the excess water off gently and let sit for about 2 minutes

This was my first time poaching eggs and I was HELLA nervous! I don't know what I was expecting, but I was pretty shocked by the sight of the eggs all flowery and flow-y in the water. My hands were shaking as I pulled the eggs out of the poaching liquid. In the end, though, they were so beautiful and perfect. yay! Of course I later learned that people sometimes will put the eggs in plastic bags to keep them contained while poaching. Sounds like cheating to me! 

-Cook up hollandaise packet, adding some paprika and a dash each of white pepper and salt. Where the packet calls for water, use 50% water and 50% milk for a creamier sauce.

-Toast English muffin

-Spread mustard on one muffin half

-Spread mayo on other muffin half

-Place 2 slices of turkey on each muffin half

-Add 2 tomato slices to each muffin

-Place one egg on each muffin

-Drizzle hollandaise sauce over everything!

-"Sprinkle" avocado and bacon crumbles on top

-Finish with a tuft of sprouts 

-Plate homefries alongside Club Benny and garnish with pickles and frilly toothpick 

The Club Benny truly does embody the most delicious elements of Eggs Benedict and a Club Sandwich.  It's a match made in brunch heaven and I think you'll agree! 

Come back next week for 

January Clash Course Two:

Instant Oatmeal Muffins

with homemade streusel

*Hollandaise sauce made from scratch is an emulsion of egg yolk and butter then spiced up with lemon juice and pepper. If ya wanna get all classy pants, make it yourself. The words "emulsion" and "egg yolks" sound disastrous and curddlesome to me. The work "packet," however, sounds surefire and classhy as all get out, so bring it on! 

January is a time for new beginnings and starting over with a fresh slate. Gym memberships spike, journals are begun with resolve and the dog gets walked far more regularly. For about a week. Well fortunately for all of us good intentioned slackers out there, January 1st isn't our only opportunity to start life anew. In fact, we have a chance for redemption every day- its called The Morning! And with it comes what has oft been touted (though greatly disputed) as The Most Important Meal of the Day.

Breakfast!!

I'll admit that I've never been real big on breakfast. I tend to lean toward the lunch side of things, so if i find myself  at a restaurant in the morning, I'm usually the freak with a spinach salad while everyone else is rocking out on their belgian waffles and croissant french toast. I think part of it comes from associating breakfast with sweet foods- syrup, sugar, fruit... As a decidedly salty palliated person, I'm not too keen on pancakes or Capt'n Crunch (I know, how can I be trusted?!). 


I've also lived most of my life with an underlying fear of eggs. They've always sort of resided in the "gross out" section of my tastes-- not due to their flavor but more so the threat of bloody yolks, partially developed chicks and that time my vegan friend called me an abortion eater. You know, the usual.  


All that being said... I am getting older and my tastes are changing. I've discovered a few yummy eggs plates to order and sweet is finding it's place on my radar.  Actually making these dishes at home, however, has proven to be a challenge since I have no eggsperience! 


So this month I will challenge myself with four classic breakfast dishes which incorporate eggs and/or sweets--with a classhy twist-- and just in time for your weekend brunch! 

Come back tomorrow for Classh Course One:

Club Benny!

...where the breakfast and lunch menus collide!

Happy New Year!!

...and long time no see!
It's been a while and a bit has changed... I'm no longer living in San Francisco, but am now a resident of Koloa, Kauai, HI! It's been a crazy transition but now the new year is upon us and I can already tell 2011 will be more classhy than ever!
Classy but Trashy will be back up and running on a regular basis as of today. This will still be your go to spot for the best in classhy concepts!

I am happy to also announce the launch of Hella'waii Foodventures, which will detail my more specific exploration of Hawaiian Island food, traditions and flavors!

Now I know y'all prolly don't have the highest tolerance for reading today...
So, dust the confetti out of your hair,  go nudge the passed out revelers awake with the toe of your broken stiletto and ring in this bloodshot afternoon with a tray of frickin' delicious

Miracle Slim Jim Bloody Marys 

Ingredients:

Serves 1 pint size cocktail

1 tall shot of vodka

1 tablespoon green olive juice

1 tablespoon pepperoncini juice

12 shakes of red Tabasco 

3 drops worcestershire

Mr. and Mrs. T's Bloody Mary Mix*  

Celery salt

2 tablespoons lemon juice

2 large, pitted green olives

1 medium pepperoncini

1 Slim Jim

1/2 a pint glass of ice, or 6 large ice cubes

1 pint glass

For Slim Jim Spears:

-Cut Slim Jim in half

-Cut one end of each half into a point

-Pull pimientos out of olives with the tip of a knife (if applicable)

-Cut the end of the olives with the "x" on it off so there is a good size hole on each olive end

-Cut an "x" through each side of the pepperoncini

-Spear olives and pepperoncini onto Slim Jim, set aside. 

As most of you know, a good Bloody Mary is really good. A mediocre or bad Bloody Mary is disgusting and inedible. This recipe is simple, effective and all my own. It's also a great base to work off of if there are Bloody elements that you love and would like to add (like, perhaps, a Guinness float!). 

-Put lemon juice in a shallow bowl

-Cover the surface of a small plate with celery salt

-Dip the rim of your pint glass in the lemon juice, then coat with celery salt

-Fill glass halfway with ice cubes

-Add vodka, olive juice and pepperoncini juice

-Fill remainder of glass with Mr. and Mrs. T's 

-Shake about 12 drops of Tabasco into drink

-Add about 3 drops of worcestershire 

-Mix with Slim Jim Spear

-Add an extra sprinkle of celery salt for good luck

-Serve and enjoy!!

*It HAS to be Mr. and Mrs. T's. No V8, No weird homemade mix your uncle Sal swears by. So far the Mr. and Mrs. are the only one's who know what's up time and again!